
Baxter Black
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The Back Page For more than 15 years, many Western Horseman readers have begun their journeys through each issue by, strangely enough, starting at the back. That's because, during those years, the back page has been occupied by the humorous ramblings of America's best-selling comedic veterinarian, Baxter Black. This book is a collection of these observations, accompanied by the original illustrations that appeared in the magazine. This look back at 15 years of the best of Baxter is sure to bring smiles to the faces of cowboy philosophers everywhere. Circle D Western Price: $21.95
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The World According to Baxter Black: This brand new 156 page hardcover book from Baxter is a crossbred collection of cowboy slight of hand, humor, and perspective. It’s filled with Baxter’s vaguely skewed philosophical observations, and heavily embellished with authentic cowboy cartoons by A-10! Thoughts as deep as a boot heel in the mud, as handy as pockets in your underwear, and poignant as foxtail in a dog’s ear. Does horseradish make fishes eyes water? Why do dogs roll in horse manure? And, why don’t cows have prehensile lips? This little book will come short of making you think profound thoughts, and that’s not bad when you’re texting. “ . . . a collection of mental pictures, slippery alliterations, verbal hors d’oeuvres and a trail of broken consonants that may miss the point, but still lead you on to the next page.” - Baxter Black Circle D Western Price: $15.95
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Blazin' Bloats & Cows on FIRE! Blazin' Bloats is Baxter's latest collection of cowboy poetry and humor. Like all of Baxter's writings, it's based in truth and supplemented with a surplus of similies. Blazin' Bloats features amazing feats of rhyme and bizarre tales of true cowboy reality. It is Baxter at his best, dragging cowboys in and out of technicolor wrecks, page after page as you laugh and cringe along! Baxter pushes the literary envelope with unprecedented tales of scorched cud, tripe-eating triplets and a pawnshop pin-up girl! Includes never before published pieces like, Cow Dancing, Boat Roping and Taxidermy Heifer! Brilliantly illustrated by four of today's most biologically correct and multi-talented cowboy artists, Bob Black, Don Gill, Dave Holl and Charlie Marsh. Circle D Western Price: $15.95
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Blazin' Bloats & Cows on Fire! Two Compact Discs-Over Two Hours This is Baxter’s latest collection of cowboy poetry and tall tales taken from his book by the same name. The title should give you a clue that it’s not about the lonesome pine, the Red River Valley, or the cattle call, unless they are on fire, flooded, or stampeding like lemmings! Features favorite selections like, Sixty Foot Rope, Taxidermy Heifer, Blazin’ Bloats, Women Wearin’ Chaps, and Lucky to be an American. Also includes never before released audio versions of Baxter Black classics not found in the book, such as, I Know You’ll Miss This Man and The Flag. Several selections recorded at a live performance! Over 2 hours of cowboy hilarity! Circle D Western Price: $19.95
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Hey, Cowgirl, Need a Ride? Circle D Western Price: $18.95
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Hey, Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky? Baxter's first novel. "Hey, Cowboy" is a story about two rodeo cowboys and
their adventures on the way to the National Finals Rodeo. That's what the
story is about, but the book is about love - love of one's work, one's
lifestyle, one's friends, and falling in love. Don't get me wrong. There's
nothing sappy about this book. It's a wild and crazy, twisted and weird
novel, unlike anything you've ever read.
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Hey, Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky? Seven Compact Discs - Seven Hours The biggest selling rodeo novel ever written is finally available in an unabridged audio set for the first time ever! A seven disc masterpiece that’s almost 450 miles of listenin’! It’s the story of two cowboys, Lick and Cody, as they travel the rodeo circuit toward the National Finals. Adventure, romance, a renegade porcupine, Pinto the hard-luck genie, the eliminator bull Kamikaze and MORE await our heroes in this edge - of - your- seat cowboy thrill ride read by Baxter. Circle D Western Price: $19.95
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A Cowful of Cowboy Poetry Hardback collection of Baxter's cowboy poetry, stories and
philosophical observations.
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Coyote Cowboy Poetry This is
where it all started... A winning combination of Baxter's first three soft
cover books, plus a pile of additional material that had never before been
published in book form and voilà! It is now the biggest selling cowboy
poetry book, ever!
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Croutons on a Cow Pie, Vol. II Circle D Western Price: $19.95
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Horseshoes, Cowsocks & Duckfeet Circle D Western Price: $18.95
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Ag Man - The Comic Book For those who may be alarmed by the term "comic book"
breathe easy. It actually has some substance, maybe not educational, but
certainly informative, humorous, and stickery. Written at an adult level but
aimed at teens, storylines pit Ag Man and his able assistants,
Farm Boy and Corn Silk, against a series of animal rights
lunatics, media trouble makers, self serving ecodestructionists, locusts,
market manipulators, and bioterrorists.
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